Gangsta Granny by David Walliams

By David Walliams

A hilarious and relocating tale of previous age, event, stolen jewels and swimming the Thames, from David Walliams, #1 bestseller and quickest turning out to be children's writer within the kingdom.
"I totally love David Walliams's books. In a number of extra years they're going to turn into classics." – Sue Townsend, writer of Adrian Mole
Our hero Ben is bored past trust after he's made to stick at his grandma's residence. She's the boringest grandma ever: all she desires to do is to play Scrabble, and consume cabbage soup. yet there are issues Ben doesn't learn about his grandma. 1) She was a global jewel thief. 2) All her lifestyles, she has been plotting to scouse borrow the Crown Jewels, and now she wishes Ben's help…

About the Author-

Matt Lucas and David Walliams met in 1990 on the nationwide early life Theatre and have been introduced jointly by way of their shared love of Reeves and Mortimer. they've got either starred in quite a few television and level productions. Matt and David have written 3 bestselling sequence of Little Britain, and raised million kilos for comedian aid with a restricted variation DVD. lately they played a checklist breaking run in their reside convey on the Hammersmith Apollo and feature played to over 650,000 humans within the UK.

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Gunshots. The yellow stone bouncing at my throat. We ran for a long time, stopped to put on our shoes, ran. We came to the jagged walls of a bombed-out building. We picked our way through the rubble. Glass glittered in the moonlight. Frost sparkled on tumbled bricks and fallen timbers. Uri took my hand. We went down into the rubble. Uri felt around, found a place. ” I slept. I dreamed I was standing underwater. A waterfall maybe, or a faucet, splashing in my face, my eyes. I struggled to breathe.

So it became candy. That’s what happens when a potato stays in the ground too long. ” “No,” I said. “My name is Misha Pilsudski. I’m a Gypsy from 32 the land of Russia. . ” I held out my yellow stone. ” And I told her all about myself and my family. She listened with her big eyes and her chin cupped in her hands. When I finished, she said, “It’s not nice to steal. ” “Your shoes,” I said. I loved to look at them. They were black and as shiny as her eyes. She held her leg out, turned her ankle this way and that.

A single white flower flew out of the crowd. It bounced from the iron flank of a tank and broke into petals. I had no flower, so I threw my cheese. 20 6 Uri and I walked outside the next morning to see how it was different. The tanks were gone. The Jackboots were strolling about just like us. They looked at the people and spoke to each other. I couldn’t stop staring at them. A crowd was running. We turned a corner. There was a large truck with the back open. Soldiers were tossing loaves of bread.

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